The Real Card

They're lyrical, satirical,
Well-rounded, almost spherical,
The laughable lines that you pass along.
You're ingenious, convenious,
Right there with a routine for us.
Shall we laugh or cry, or just burst into song?

But, if you go, we'll miss you so,
Though near sarcastic as you know,
Your thoughts are taken kindly as bright wit.
I guess we'll have to say, just stay,
And share your sparkling repartee.
With you around, a fun idea's a hit.